For Immediate Release:
SCHOOL AGAIN?!
Stay at Home Mother of One Returns To School at 30
New York City, New York - September 22, 2008. Kimberley Williamson, stay at home mother and wife has attended her first class in Public Relations at New York University tonight.
For Kimberley, former life of the party, the decision to rejoin society was an easy one. After summarily rejecting the tedium of stay at home motherhood it was only a matter of deciding what to to do.
"My son has taken over my entire life - I am tired of picking up toys and watching cartoons" said Kimberley. She goes on to add: "I think that the Public Relations Certificate offered at NYU will present me with the opportunity to learn skills that will make me marketable in today's economy. I am very excited."
Adding to the excitement is the possibility that Erik Williamson, Kimberley's husband of 5 years will clean up after himself and put the baby to bed unassisted in her absence.
After moving 12 times in 10 years Kimberley feels that she may have found somewhere she can settle for a significant amount of time. Attending class tonight was the first step toward this.
Kimberley Williamson will continue to wife and mother to the best of her ability and choosing to embark on her own career has her facing these responsibilities with renewed vigor.
Kimberley is located at Playground C in Stuyvesant Town or the kitchen of her apartment.
Press Contact: Kimberley Williamson
For Kimberley, former life of the party, the decision to rejoin society was an easy one. After summarily rejecting the tedium of stay at home motherhood it was only a matter of deciding what to to do.
"My son has taken over my entire life - I am tired of picking up toys and watching cartoons" said Kimberley. She goes on to add: "I think that the Public Relations Certificate offered at NYU will present me with the opportunity to learn skills that will make me marketable in today's economy. I am very excited."
Adding to the excitement is the possibility that Erik Williamson, Kimberley's husband of 5 years will clean up after himself and put the baby to bed unassisted in her absence.
After moving 12 times in 10 years Kimberley feels that she may have found somewhere she can settle for a significant amount of time. Attending class tonight was the first step toward this.
Kimberley Williamson will continue to wife and mother to the best of her ability and choosing to embark on her own career has her facing these responsibilities with renewed vigor.
Kimberley is located at Playground C in Stuyvesant Town or the kitchen of her apartment.
Press Contact: Kimberley Williamson
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2 comments:
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